Survey:
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I always tell the truth in surveys
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I always lie in surveys
🙃
I especially lie on corpo surveys. It’s delicious hatorade.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/
2 (I don’t normally but I am now >:)
Okay, but how does this help me get past the gate?
“Would the guy on the right tell me that the gate you’re guarding on the left is the correct way?”
If the answer is yes, the right gate is the correct one. If the answer is no, the left gate is the correct one.
Jump magic jump
how would the other respondent fill out this survey?
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Which means 0.2% lied
Or some portion of people generally prefer throwing surveys in the trash, but for unknown reasons decided to complete that one.
At least 0.2% lied.
Or they retrieved the survey from the bin, after tossing the former into the latter.
You won’t get any customer complaints if you make it impossible for customers to contact you in the first place.
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0.2% margin of error.
I think it’s safe to assume if they didn’t respond they do not love responding to surveys.
It’s almost like that’s the joke presented in comic form.
It’s almost like my comment was dripping with cynicism.
Also there’s at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.
Yeah, that’s the real answer. 500 responses vs how many sent out
Maybe. But if there were 10000 sent and 500 responses, that still isn’t enough information. You would need to know how many were even handled and perceived by the intended recipient.
But maybe you can work around this by canvasing in person rather than fire and forget.
The MNAR crowd knows what’s going on in that survey amiright?
