“Men are dumb.”

“Now men are disagreeing with me, when I am objectively correct. Thus furthering my point.”

“Men are getting mad at me for saying this, which proves they are overly emotional and not logical at all.”

“Men are threatening me! This proves that they are thuggish, thick-headed lumpen thugs!”

“Men have removed my account from the website! I am being censored, which proves I am correct!”

“I have now landed a seat on The View. I will be so excited to raise this discourse to the national level.”