• Inucune@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    How about we put all the people who need boner pills to get it up in one first. Not so great of an idea now, is it?

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      In such a scenario you have to carefully consider: are you locking them all up together with or without their pills? Think carefully.

  • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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    Google tells me there’s 4.8 million people on Adderall in the US, those government labour camps will be 2.5 times the size of the entire existing prison system, who’d have thought the brain worms would do brain farts?

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    First do no harm, but zeroth decapitate healthcare capos who do harm.

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    Labor camps for organic food? Shit, I thought California Uber Alles was just an old, edgy punk song.

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    “I’m going to make it so people can go, if you’re convicted of a drug offense, or if you have a drug problem, you can go to one of these places for free.” Doesn’t exactly sound like forced labour to me.