It had a kaleidoscope

  • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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    9 hours ago

    Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

    “I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

    — Steven Wright

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Ok, how about…

    The first submarines didn’t have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.