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Hey genius, he’s naming it off the same old meme that the crypto coin was named after. Because he’s not just a weird, stupid jackass, he’s also autistic and on “prescription” stimulants.
Only good news about this is thanks to Daddy Doge being head of the government Doge means I’ll be rich in '27 when Doge (the currency) hits $2.
Can’t beat em join em
Is this… A real post from the mangoman? I don’t dare to check myself, i might find the answer and then it’s my fault i looked.
The Red Circus.
Have we all forgot that Doge wasn’t originally a crypto? It was a meme. The coin is just riding off of that.
It was fun at one point. When collective efforts through the currency put the Jamaican bobsleigh team into the olympics. A time before we collectively realized how terrible crypto is both for economy and environment.
Now it’s just sad.
wow
such fascism
much crushing authoritarianism
I never understood that either - why destroy any chance at credibility one might’ve had?
the coin put the original meme in its shadow at this point. Also it’s not that culturally relevant anymore, whole doge kinda still is.
i agree. we are in the stupidest timeline. this guy doesnt even know about the doge meme or the dog itself. my god. crypto currency 😂 jesus christ dude
“The great” “The American Patriot”
What is it North Korea?
Not yet, but he’s working on it!
it is a matter of weeks, possibly days, before musk makes a stupid joke about being “head of DOGE” and then photoshops his head onto the picture of the dog.
you have been warned.
Let’s get this Alvin Parsley laughing emoji laughing emoji
It’s already happened, AI is incredibly quick
Translating from neoliberalese, “government efficiency” means tearing apart every utility and government function that a profit can be made out of and sharing between your favorite oligarchs. Think the US healthcare system, but for everything.
For those thinking “well this couldn’t include things like the military”, it ABSOLUTELY CAN AND WILL. The GOP wanted someone who will run the country like a business, AND THIS is how business is run now - absorb a company, strip it for parts to sell off, move onto the next company, repeat. “The next company” here being, likely, another country.
I never get a good answer regarding why they think a government should be ran like a business. They don’t fill the same niches, and the Constitution clearly lays out the role of government:
…form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity…
Nothing about consolidating profits into the hands of a few, nothing about profits at all, actually. Nothing about buying/manufacturing and selling goods or services
And why do they always trot out the worst possible examples of businessmen as who they want to run said imaginary corpocountry (Trump is self explanatory, but Romney’s entire ethos was buying companies and bankrupting them)?
Well they don’t actually believe in the constitution
I never get a good answer regarding why they think a government should be ran like a business.
To them, the ideal state of being for a human is to be rich. Never mind all the other silly details like their family or health or ethics or whatever. Rich people who run businesses are the greatest and most admirable among us. We should all be so lucky to have one of them lower themselves to serving the country.
It’s not an invasion, it’s a merger! Perfectly fine!
the project 2025 stuff has felt far away until now but calling it the department of government efficiency is actually terrifying, it sounds like something you’d hear under nazi germany
edit: I looked into it more and it seems to just be about the government spending/budget but it’s annoyingly unspecific, makes me wonder what they’re gonna cut first
i think it sounds (unironically) like something from 1984, e.g. the “ministry of truth” (censorship department) or the “ministry of peace” (war department)
i’m trying to find what they (project 2025) are intending to rename health and human services. don’t find it at the moment but it’s definitely some orwellian bullshit. “ministry of life” or something.
edit - department of life
Yep, with the re-election on trump, USA just took a big leap towards the dystopia of 1984
They won’t cut any actual spending, just the benefits from the spending. They’ll redirect those funds right into their own pockets.
NASA’s budget for R&D is going to be absolutely annihilated. Coincidentally, their spending budget for private contractors isn’t going to be. Even more coincidentally, it won’t be Blue Origin or Virgin Galactic getting that sweet, sweet government contracts.
Free market! Amiright?
Something will be trickling down on us, but it ain’t gonna be money.
Spoiler: it will probably be microplastics and aerisolized lead once they get to the EPA and sell it to “carbon capture” companies.
Shit rolls downhill. Money flows up the ladder.
Almost anyone who has argued for more efficiency in recent years just meant deregulation.
Maybe OSHA so that he can make his factories as
deadlyefficient as possibleHe’s going to take the same approach he did to Twitter. Just up and fire half the employees. He didn’t do a detailed analysis, it’s just mass firing.
Because there’s literally zero fallout for him, ever. He can’t fuck up enough to face repercussions. Now that he’s got orangishblob backing him he can literally kill a bunch of people without consequences.
Failing upwards.
Medicaid and social security. You don’t have to wonder
It always at least attempts to be innocent on the surface such that they and their supporters can point to the words whenever someone else shines a light on the shitty actions. I feel like one of them writing that but we have decades and decades of evidence showing just how bad shit like that is gunna get under conservatives soooo…
God damn
What a grift
As someone who holds a few hundred thousand doge because it cost peanuts; i can’t wait to see how this goes.
Yup. I made a joke to my wife before the election about taking out a loan and buying a shit ton of musk stock/doge coin and truth social stock then selling it off after the election. Their stocks are going to be too volatile for my liking now, but there was an opportunity for a payday. We ultimately didn’t do it because it seemed wrong to bet against our country, but the extra money would be nice.
Look at Pete Rose over here 😁
Welcome to Costco… I love you!
Make America… What again?
Owned by corporations, apparently.
Musk is vying for government contracts, and it doesn’t take a genius to see that if he’s put in charge of “government efficiency,” he’s going to turn NASA’s research and engineering into skeleton crews. I can guarantee it won’t be Blue Origin picking up the slack after NASA is no longer able to create spacecrafts.
“mine again”
Jesus Christ, I opened this link thinking it was an Onion article. What an absolute joke.
