• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    What’s under the hat, Tim?

    Take it off, you bald, insecure removed. I did.

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        4 days ago

        Once I started noticing my hair was thinning, I was like, “fuck it. I’ll just shave it all off.” I did that for a while, but it appears I’m still able to grow out a decent Jew fro.

        Current level: Art Garfunkel.

        I was like Albert Einstein x 2 in high school, so I’m curious to see how far this will go.

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          Thank you for the over-share. I appreciate your outlook on the matter, and may wind up in Einstein territory yet. I’m on track to have a delightful Hippocratic Wreath in about 10-15 years, and I’m just gonna lean into it. Maybe I’ll get into some fun Trek cosplay, open a bar in Philly, or even just wander around while warning people about the classic blunders in life. Yeah, I could Bic-it, but when you can resemble one of the greats you just gotta roll with it.

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        4 days ago

        It’s the best move. I started losing my hair at nineteen and when my (very immature) crush eventually saw me without a hat on, she started cracking up and said I had old man hair. That shit disappeared from my head real quick. Didn’t waste much more time with her either.

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          So far I’m lucky, late 30s with no sign of alopecia. However if my father is any indication, I should start losing them around mid 50s, so bald I will go at this point.