Gork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down122
arrow-up1733arrow-down1imageI thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leaderfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareBobbyGasoline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·18 days ago" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
minus-squareTriPolarBearz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·18 days agoMy “pistol” is out of ammo!
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·18 days agoThis is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
minus-squarePhoenicianpirate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoThat’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·18 days agoI’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·18 days agoYou hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 days agoFapping to save lives
" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
My “pistol” is out of ammo!
This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.
I’m shooting blanks!
That’s why you never had kids… you were firing blanks!
I’m leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!
You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!
Fapping to save lives
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