You might not be scared but you don’t own a Golden Corral buffet. The damage they can do on the chocolate fountain alone will set you back thousands of dollars.
Chocolate fountains as the aerated bacterial breeding spurts they are — especially at no-effort cesspools like said feed trough chains, et al — should’ve by all accounts killed off their target demographic decades ago… 😶🌫️
They’re threatening like a clay pigeon is: stay up range/wind and avoid them in large groups. They shatter into useless pieces on their own, anyhow. Bob & weave, fellow readers & capable thinkers.
Y’all Qaeda,
Meal Team Six,
Gravy SEALs,
Vanilla ISIS,
Couch Gyros,
CoD Patriots,
CrackerCracka Barrel Rambos,Pajama Ninjas,
and various other Ammo-sexuals…
Yep. Terrifying. Truly. 😱🫣
🤣🖕🏼🫡🤣
You might not be scared but you don’t own a Golden Corral buffet. The damage they can do on the chocolate fountain alone will set you back thousands of dollars.
Chocolate fountains as the aerated bacterial breeding spurts they are — especially at no-effort cesspools like said feed trough chains, et al — should’ve by all accounts killed off their target demographic decades ago… 😶🌫️
Howdy Arabia
Agreed. They’re a threat, but not terrifying.
They’re threatening like a clay pigeon is: stay up range/wind and avoid them in large groups. They shatter into useless pieces on their own, anyhow. Bob & weave, fellow readers & capable thinkers.
Clay pigeons are fuckers! They don’t even eat flies.
Ammo sexuals is a new one for me. I like it.
Larpers