lol I think my boss bought a bunch of this on my joking suggestion to buy the dip
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“Our Q3 results underscore the solid progress we are making against the plan we outlined last quarter to reduce costs, simplify our portfolio and improve organizational efficiency,” said Pat Gelsinger, Intel CEO. “We delivered revenue above the midpoint of our guidance, and are acting with urgency to position the business for sustainable value creation moving forward. The momentum we are building across our product portfolio to maximize the value of our x86 franchise, combined with the strong interest Intel 18A is attracting from foundry customers, reflects the impact of our actions and the opportunities ahead.”
“Our mogging results bop the solid yeet we are making against cringe last quarter lost to gyatt, the Rizzler and improve skibdi toilet,” said Kai Cenat, Intel Rizzcake. We sigma mewed sus Ohio, no cap, bruh. Bet."
The momentum we are building
Sure are
It’s giving… Skibidi toilet among us Ohio gyatt rizz with baby Gronk and Kai Cenat vibe check. Slay. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
What do you mean you lost 16 billion dollars? Go find them.
I’m hoping some of this is BDS related.
Hows that AI working for ya
More of: AI of Jesus and troops on Facebook
Less of: snow on Mt. Fuji
Wet bulb event 2030
The cost is sunk enough that the bazingas will forcibly push more of that shit on everyone without asking them and regardless if they want it.
Dish soap. Now made with sparkling Dawn Intelligence TM
Okay, hear me out on this one: AI generated Star Citizen ships exclusive to Diamond+ Backers.
get fucked