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JaymesRS@literature.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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You hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in…

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You hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in…

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  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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    Solid dad joke.

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    I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

    His hair was perfect.

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      “Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

      Some of the best lyrics ever.

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    I showed this to my dad and he loved it.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Did Charles take over taking the Chaney family for walks?

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    This worked!

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    This is the best knock knock joke I’ve ever encountered; well done OP and Happy Halloween!

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