- cross-posted to:
- itsme@lemm.ee
- cross-posted to:
- itsme@lemm.ee
Not sure if “Steve, we need to talk” or “I’ve been watching you in your sleep.”
Where are my testicles, Steve?
Probably both. Happy Halloween!
The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”
looks like you have your Halloween decorations sorted
shit is gonna haunt me all night
This is so fkn weird
Horror
But what kind
Arcane? Fae?
Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.
Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?
I don’t need my entire damn house to glow all the damn time why would I have that damn spell prepared
Uncanny valley effect in full
Yeah I’m straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.
Are you sure that’s not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.
Couldn’t you tell? It’s clearly a furry cat.
that actually looks kind of weird
Soon ™…
Very soon now…
Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth
either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up…
… or you gunna die.
given it’s halloween…
Nah this is fucked.
Sitting weirdly*
“I was waiting for you”
"what’s wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?
- it’s not that… it’s the cat…
- c’mon, he just a pet, he doesn’t understand what we’re doing.
- 😺: don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here."