Republicnas: You’re right, every single one of your petty personal complaints are valid and the fault of immigrants just as you suspected so well do all the things you want us to do to solve that problem
Democrats: shut the fuck up you stupid sexists russians, voting isn’t supposed to be fun and we’re not gonna do a god damn thing for you. Also if you dont vote for us based on that sales pitch you deserve all the bad things that are going to happen to you. We’re actively fantasiz8ng about those bad things happening to you actually.
Closing messages for both campaigns.
Republicnas: You’re right, every single one of your petty personal complaints are valid and the fault of immigrants just as you suspected so well do all the things you want us to do to solve that problem
Democrats: shut the fuck up you stupid sexists russians, voting isn’t supposed to be fun and we’re not gonna do a god damn thing for you. Also if you dont vote for us based on that sales pitch you deserve all the bad things that are going to happen to you. We’re actively fantasiz8ng about those bad things happening to you actually.