TRAVERSE CITY, MI—In an effort to reach out to swing voters crucial to his reelection bid, former President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to soften his image Friday by distributing airbrushed JCPenney beauty shots of himself at a campaign rally. “Here you go, these are nice glossies of the president we took at the JCPenney Portrait […]
There’s a picture of me as a kid holding a baby alligator. You can just tape their mouth shut, the jaw muscles to open their mouths are weak, it’s closing their mouth that can crunch bone. I’m not sure the gators like it much though, lol.
On a tangentially related note, check out Gatorland if you’re ever in Orlando. It’s a fun time and one of the few remaining old Florida tourist attractions and a perennial field trip destination for the local school kids, that’s why I’ve been there several times.