I was about to say that this doesn’t belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion
At least you didn’t eat the onions at McDonalds
At least it wasn’t just me.
I didn’t bite the onion on this one, but only because it’s too TAME. Real life is much crazier than this.
If it were a realistic kind of crazy, he would have done the photo shoot in Florida with alligators, and lost a finger.
And his devotees would have cut off their own fingers in solidarity.
I think the JC Penney photos would actually work with swing voters. They just need a reason to not be ashamed to vote for him.
Really captured his neck vagina with that soft light
Now to finish off this new look he needs to do a sears catalog underwear shoot.
