• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    4 hours ago

    Someone take @bigFab@lemmy.world’s car keys, they’re obviously drunk

    @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, please hand out the “TheFartographer has bad Ideas” pamphlets

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      1 hour ago

      Absolutely fucking not. I’m way more drunk than bigFab. I’m already handing out pamphlets that say “Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass”. I don’t know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.

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        58 minutes ago

        Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…

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          50 minutes ago

          It’s only unpopular because you’re doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I’m no good.

          On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I’m only up because I’m about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I’m going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don’t think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.