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- nonpolitical_memes
Call me when it can map out my house to send to a corporation to spy on, or get hacked to scream slurs at me. Without those features idk if its worth
With this model everything about you will be shared with every appliance in the vicinity.
Could even cure youre arthritis tbh, not a doctor
I’m sold!
I don’t know I’m kind of a staunch privacy advocate. I don’t like the idea of all my most intimate parts being flung around the neighbors’ house all willy nilly.
Hm. I showed this to my husband, who immediately pointed out that it’s an anti-tank mine and thus couldn’t be foot-activated.
He’d be wrong, almost every Russian mine can be modified to AP use by changing the fuse some even have two fuse ports, one for AT and another that’s anti tampering/anti personnel.
Here’s a version with somewhat fewer jpegs
One time use though - for the vacuum cleaner and the house as well as the user
Actually now that I think about - excellent combo-deal
Last you a lifetime.
For only 99 bucks, you’ll never have to vacuum again!
That’s 50 cubic meters!
Make America clean again!
Considering it’s a Russian mine, no different than Trump’s “concept of a plan”
Russian
-57
Soviet as it gets.
Country roads, take me home
When it comes to vacuums, don’t cheap out. A good one will last a lifetime.
This one, though, chief.
Literally will last your entire life
As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!
thats a blower not a vac
Hattiesburg MS… Lethas BBQ.
You’re welcome.
I need to get one of those, then build a distortion pedal into that, for an explosive sound.
Absolutelu gnarly idea. Though it might prove difficult to take it on a plane if you want to tour internationally.