I appeal the denied decision I require butt access

Justification: as my job as butt purveyor i require access to butts as legally mandated by the state in order to check if butts are up to code. To deny this request is to have a warrant placed for your butt to be taken from your possession and distributed to those in need of a butt.

Would you think of those in need? Having a butt is a privilege most cannot afford.