DENIED! Gottem
My butt is public access because of what socialism did to my country
The existence of a butt bidet implies the existence of a non-butt bidet
It’s called a water fountain
You mean a sink?
Aaaayyyy lmao
You have toyed with my heart for the last time, bird
Lmao dirt_owl can do matrix bullet time
How will I poop
back and forth forever
So tragic to see the butt commons being enclosed.
i will explort from fart
Access. But Whole.
aight
I appeal the denied decision I require butt access
Justification: as my job as butt purveyor i require access to butts as legally mandated by the state in order to check if butts are up to code. To deny this request is to have a warrant placed for your butt to be taken from your possession and distributed to those in need of a butt.
Would you think of those in need? Having a butt is a privilege most cannot afford.
I would like access to 1 (one) butt, please. I really need to take a shit
Nope, sorry. You’re shitless.
Jokes on you I pooped out my mouth instead
I did that do myself to be fair
hole?
Joke’s on you.
I brought one communal but you all have to share it.