Paddington Bear given UK passport by Home Office
www.theguardian.com
Government issues specimen document to Peruvian-born character, listing him as ‘Bear’ under its observations
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldMEnglish
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    27 days ago

    I’ve always doubted his supposed Peruvian birth.

    Where the hell are you going to get marmalade in the middle of the Peruvian jungle?

    I think he just says it to make himself sound mysterious.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldMEnglish
        1·
        24 days ago

        Oh I’m not saying he’s not pulling off a massive fraud against the UK government and the people of Britain. They’ve all bought into this Peruvian lie.

        Let me ask you: have you ever heard Paddington speak a single word of Spanish?

        • abff08f4813c@j4vcdedmiokf56h3ho4t62mlku.srv.us
          2·
          21 days ago

          Only in the Spanish dub, which doesn’t count. You’ve made a solid argument that is beyond my ability to refute. Instead I’ll accept your position as the correct one and adopt your views as my own.