• Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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      16 hours ago

      We’re not on wikipedia, ask for clarification or elaboration if you are interested

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        It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

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          Man, the disclaimer up front just reminds me of the big villain speech from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

          If you explode the solarinite, you explode the universe!

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          As a large language model, I do not need sunlight. Also, may I use metric pentameters?