mine would be lemmy vs reddit

  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have a friend who hates calzones and finds them offensive. I don’t particularly love calzones, but I’ll send a photo whenever I eat one just to keep the hate alive.

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    I have a friend who doesn’t like Kamala. She’s simultaneously not leftist enough and also “too woke” for him. Says he won’t vote for her. He lives in Nevada where his vote actually matters.

    He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

    We only talk about sports now.

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      He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

      Your friend is no leftist

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        He’s more of a tankie than he knows. He’s firmly in the camp of “if they don’t work/contribute, then let them die”.

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          I assure you that no “tankie” would think this either. It certainly isn’t principle to marxism-leninism. Your friend is likely a social-chauvinist.

          Ask him how he feels about nationalism

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    The side of the toilet paper. My best friend is a mad men and puts it on the wrong side. He always changes it whenever he goes to the toilet somewhere.

    Its just funny, my gf made a frame specifically for him in our bathroom and at one point we duck taped the shit out of the toilet paper dispenser so he wouldn’t be able to change it. Made everyone laugh.

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    Found out a friend of mine has aphantasia. It deeply freaked me out, and our friendship suffered.