I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it’s entirely my choice - I’ll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
Whatever the party needs I’ll do my best comrade 🫡
Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something
give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:
Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
closet liberal
Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside
Spreadsheet maker
Assistant trailer park supervisor
Layabout
I’m the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.
My hero 😍
I’ll sort everyone into their houses. Sorry, you’re Slitherin 😔
Propaganda poster artist
I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it’s vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.
Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said “nooo it doesn’t gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!” and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.