“Imposing any kind of environmental regulations in businesses would destroy the entire economy, concludes team of economists paid by those businesses. Coming up next - are you doing enough to protect your family from dangerous toxins in our environment? We’ll tell you what a dumb and lazy piece of shit you are, after these ads!”
We are fucked aren’t we?
Not just yet! At least it’s not acid rain right?
Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:
BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.
“Imposing any kind of environmental regulations in businesses would destroy the entire economy, concludes team of economists paid by those businesses. Coming up next - are you doing enough to protect your family from dangerous toxins in our environment? We’ll tell you what a dumb and lazy piece of shit you are, after these ads!”
Yet
we’ve had acid rain since the 1850s and we still have it today
Nah, we’ll just filter all the water on Earth.
Humans consist of water mostly too
All water means all water. Maybe some sort of blood filter, as well.