• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      12 hours ago

      Pikachu used to have the best penis. I remember writing to the anime studio and telling them that I hate political correctness and it’d piss off the libs if they made Pikachu’s penis large enough for me to see it in every scene. I wouldn’t have to draw it on paper and put it on the tv screen it’d always be there if it was bigger. Liberals would hate that and also bulbasaur’s. I wrote lots of letters about bulbasaur.

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        Whenever Pikachu’s penis is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “where’s Pikachu’s penis?”

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          They should stop the show until it’s visible again. Everyone should stand there until the camera zooms in or the artist makes it bigger.