• stoy@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    T: “Hello my friend, I need your advice.”

    P: “For you my dear friend, I will give it gladly!”

    T: “Should I sell weapons to your enemies?”

    P: “No, it is not a good idea, I strongly advice against that.”

    T: “Thank you for your clear and unbiased answer, that is all I needed to hear”

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      46 minutes ago

      First read this as camping, and pictured him in shorts and a tshirt with a Maga hat drinking a Schlitz in a folding chair by a camp fire, asking Putin on the phone how to make a smore.