• queermunist she/her
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    1 month ago

    Natch

    Just like they assassinated the head negotiator for Hamas, Israel wants no obstacles to its war footing.

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      1 month ago

      Yeah there’s a strong theme developing. I can say that if Israel called me up, said “hey we’d like to sit down, hash out the issue we’re having with your trash bins blocking our parking pad behind the houses” I would definitely not agree to meet, and would probably travel out of state immediately.

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          1 month ago

          Yeah that’s a good point. Maybe if I knew I could leave to visit my parents immediately, I would agree to meet the next day in the alley to discuss the trash bins, then zoom on out. On the other hand, I would then possibly have the deaths of my neighbors on my hands, when they inevitably airstruck the townhomes all around me to ensure that no trash bins could be left out, ever again. They’d also probably freak my entire neighborhood out by getting on our stupid messenger group chat to recommend that everyone should consider not being home tomorrow.