• Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

    …if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 hours ago

      Joke’s on you - I can’t even reach my Zigbee devices in the next room, your car won’t have a chance from the street. That’ll make it easier to convince it to come back home though.