“Despite claims that it was a casual affair or flirtation, Page Six has learned that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and New York Magazine scribe Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex.” … “They had ‘incredible’ sex over FaceTime, according to another source, with Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina.”

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    I refuse to read this article. The headline alone tells me far more than I ever wanted to know about RFK Jr’s sex life.

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    Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina

    For a 70-year-old? Or is she saying that he masturbates on camera like a man in his 30’s? I guess congrats to webcam grandpa for being so tech savy.

    Also to fuel the nightmare, I can’t stop picturing the video of Trump barely understanding how to do his speaker phone interview with Musk on his iPhone, let alone a webcam masturbation session with a woman 1/2 his age.

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        Have you seen the video of when they left Don to his own devices (pun intended), and he was trying to pay for a burger at some bar with bitcoin? The two guys running the place basically take his phone from his hands and one does the transaction for him while the other guy keeps checking their system to see if it worked. It was an amazing “grandpa gets a smartphone” piece of video.

        Now that I’m not on mobile, and for anyone that doesn’t want to search it out themselves.

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    I apologize up front for sharing this mental image, it was shared with me and I fear that the only way for me to cope is to pass it on like some bizarre chain letter.

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      It’s like the Smile demon, only worse because it doesn’t kill you. You live on with the mental image of a 70 year old guy vigorously smashing his junk in front of his phone.