ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month agoIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldimagemessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down128
arrow-up1369arrow-down1imageIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squarestingpie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down5·1 month agoRust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming! This is the SEALPOOP specification: an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer’s specifications. a compiler must translate the programmer’s code into SEALPOOP’s parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.
minus-squaremakingStuffForFunlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoWell that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
minus-squarelone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoDon’t worry, they have DreamBerd Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.
Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!
This is the SEALPOOP specification:
Well that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
Don’t worry, they have DreamBerd