It looks… Marvelous.

Which is to say it will have a ponderous first act as it takes pains to bring viewers up to speed, some decent zingers and set pieces in the second, and a tedious never-ending battle in the third, with certain parts making no sense at all as they try to save the patient but excise whatever cancerous Kang references they had in it. The success will depend entirely on whether the audience finds the leads charming in the midst of the nonsense.

I will see it eventually, because I am an aging nerd who can’t quit this cinematic diabetes, but I’m not paying for it or driving anywhere to do so.