Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
A spork is the perfect utensil.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
*brain coursens by 3%"
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
You’re god damn right