seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agoIt's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down14
arrow-up1318arrow-down1imageIt's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up86·3 months ago“Why did you join the Army?” “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
minus-squareFinal Remix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoThese are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoDr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
minus-squareyolo@r.nflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago“Ah. nice! Thank you for your service.”
“Why did you join the Army?”
“Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Dr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
I’m surprised you’re all taking this news so well.
“Ah. nice! Thank you for your service.”