Me, quietly working on an Earth caste farm: “Space turnips are looking good this year”
One of the backgrounds in Darktide the video game is being an algae farmer or something like that. Put me there and send no space marines my way, please.
That’s actually a pretty privileged position in the 40k universe. They’d be no better than for the gutters in the underhive
You will languish in a hive world.
You will eat the corpse-starch.
You will become corpse-starch and feed the hive world.
lmao they wont grind my mutant corpse into corpse-starch, I’m way too impure for that
I have no mouth but I must post. Hexbear users in the 41st millennium:
Composing leftist memes in the 41st millennium be like
i would not object to having a little skull servitor in a baby sling on my belly, with pens for arms, writing long effortposts (my real arms would also have pen-fingers and both hands would be busy writing separate posts)
You know they’re leftist memes because that is a whole wall of text!
as it turns out psykers are just guys who say “psyke!” a lot when they play dumb pranks, so it’s okay to sacrifice them daily by the thousands.
Fun fact: more people were sacrificed to covid per day than psykers die in servicing the golden throne.
🙏 Papa Nurgle bless 🙏
as it turns out psykers are just guys who say “psyke!” a lot when they play dumb pranks, so it’s okay to sacrifice them daily by the thousands.
“Im bound for glorious destiny in 40k” The destiny:
I’m joining the Tau, fuck yall!
the one person i know who’s v knowledgeable about wh40k is kind of a dirtbag leftist who doesn’t actually play & spends considerable amounts of time laughing at chuds getting mad over stupid shit
Sigmarxists keep winning.
What would Adeptus Mechanicus larpers end up as? My guess is servitors.
I just want a Sister of Battle gf. 🥺
the guy she tells you not to worry about:
You like Black Templar because they’re catholic space nazis.
I play Black Templar because they’re catholic space nazis.
We are not the same.
Also post models or you’re a lib.
I handed off my Orky Boyz to a friend when I moved out because it’d be too much fuss to move them where there weren’t any 40k events anyway.
Is okay I’ll post some of my orcs/orks for you.
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