• algernon
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        2 months ago

        IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

        algernon nods sagely

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            2 months ago

            Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

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                2 months ago

                STEP 1: find company run by idiots

                STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

                STEP 3: barely work at all

                STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks