• JesusSon@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I bet the illegal Haitians are getting HIV from eating illegal trans dogs that cross the border at night after escaping from the Venezuelan mental asylums and being bussed by Biden to Ohio so they can vote under assumed names using stolen birth certificates that belonged to fine upstanding white Americans who died from the Covid hoax. Damn you illegal Haitians!

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      4 months ago

      This is a preposterous claim, not believable at all! You mean to tell me that Bill Gates’ 5G nanobots play no role in this?

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        Well hell man I thought that it was obvious that Bill Gates’s Windows 11 version of 5g is what gave the illegal trans dogs HIV and sentience by allowing the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to bus HIV-positive migrant sex workers to the farm where them dogs got hand jobs and subcutaneous trackers giving them opposable thumbs and an insatiable thirst for fine upstanding white women so to spread the AIDS and replace us with all sorts of brown people from the subcontinent. When Trump wins we can deport them all back to Mexico where they can eat them spicy chili beans and dance around their hats. I ain’t getting replaced by some chili bean eaten half Mexican half Haitian half Venuviouswaylen HIV-positive illegal trans dog that eats Haitians from Ohio.

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        It’s not the 5g nanobots. They’re trying to force us to move to electric so they can control us with our own induction. Cooktops