After a series of tests on mice, rats and pigs, Japanese scientists found the animals absorb oxygen delivered through the rectum, work that underpins a clinical trial to see whether the procedure can treat respiratory failure.
The team is among 10 recognised in this year’s Ig Nobel awards (see below for more), the irreverent accolades given for achievements that “first make people laugh, and then make them think”. They are not to be confused with the more lucrative and career-changing Nobel prizes to be handed out in Scandinavia next month.
We better get the preeminent scientist, Bart Simpson, to actually confirm this.
“The pigeon knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t…”
Bruh. That’s not new and it’s actually pretty fucking effective…
Pretty much everything you listed have been known for years