• LifeGivesYouLemmys
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    8 days ago

    My totally creepy diary on you is located here: https://lemmy.ml/u/UniversalMonk@lemmy.world

    198 Posts

    1.24K Comments

    Joined 1 month

    If it took only 10 seconds to post each time, and 20 seconds to make a comment, that means you have spent:

    (198 * 10) + (1240 * 20) = 26780 seconds
    

    Or, 7.44 hours, in one month. That’s almost 5% the amount of time people spend working full time. Almost a full work day. And these are extremely generous estimates that assume you are very fast. I have no doubt you have spent minutes responding to some of the comments calling you out.

    To calculate the number of times you submitted content per waking hour:

    (198 + 1240) / (16 * 30) = 3
    

    Or once every 20 minutes on average, assuming you sleep. But again, yeah it fully makes sense that you would work nearly an entire work day per month, getting nothing but bile in return, because you “find articles interesting”. Almost every single one promoting third party candidates. Yep you’ve convinced me. Totally and completely not sus, at all. Not even a little bit.

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      8 days ago

      Hmmm, so how do you think I would make a living then? I mean, since you know so much and all.

      And dude, you admitted to keeping a diary about me. Do you realize how weird you are being?! Ewwww…

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        8 days ago

        You’ve spent almost a full 8 hour work day in a month. Suddenly now that’s not important. Hmmm.

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          8 days ago

          So 8 hours out of a month. And you think that’s a lot? I don’t understand what you are saying. That’s 2 hours a week. So you think that is way too much time or way too little time? I’m not sure what you mean.

          But hey, doesn’t really matter, because I can do whatever I want. Tho I’m not a creeper like you. I mean, dude, you keep diaries about me. That’s so weird. I guess I have to keep all these posts for the FBI now?!

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              8 days ago

              You keep a diary on me. Do you think I am going to take anything you say seriously?! You are a weird obsessed stalker. LMAO You’re a joke, man. Like literally a joke. And incel who keeps a diary on a person you don’t even know. Do you know how weird you are?

              Like seriously, I wanna know. Do you think to yourself about how weird you are, or is just the other people that tell you that? I mean, you admitted you keep a diary about me. Do you know how weird that is?! lol

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                  8 days ago

                  Better to be a toddler than a stalker, dude. Log off and go get a girlfriend or a boyfriend or something. Cuz man, you have issues.

                  You are taking this online stuff WAY too seriously and getting way too worked up about it.

                  Dude I posted a socialist article to a socialist community. Why are even here if you are not a socialist?

                  Did you even realize what community you are posting in or were you too blinded by just following me around and tracking down my posts?!

                  And dude, don’t go around stalking and doing stats on a poster on Lemmy. It’s weird, man.

                  I don’t know you. You don’t know me. You have fucking zero effect on my life. I have fucking zero effect on your life.

                  You need to go outside and get a social life. Seriously.