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I ain’t eating that shit in public
“You must have a large family to feed.” “Ya.” " Here?" “Naw.”
True story: Taco John’s, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two “6-packs and a pound” which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn’t order any diet coke).
Hey at least he got the diet coke, wouldn’t want to have too many calories right?
Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.
So what. I’m also fascinated when I see Humans without a gag reflex.
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Sometimes I wish I could talk to birds and negotiate alliances and trade deals with them.
Can’t talk to them, but you can certainly barter and form alliances with corvids.
I’ve been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won’t even shit on their cars.
Cormorants are rage fueled savages
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Don’t some birds vomit to feed their young? So this bird is just preparing the meal so it’s nice and ready when it gets home!
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It’s ok… I practice intermittent fasting.
I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me
Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(
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big fucking carp
