FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoJust crapped my pants, Now its falling down my leg in clumpsmessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareJust crapped my pants, Now its falling down my leg in clumpsFearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoAs a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.
As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.
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