What do i do?

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.