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Elevated levels. Not the presence of any at all, but more than expected.
Apples have arsenic in them.
True, but that’s in the seeds ain’t it? Unless they’re grinding them seeds and all.
Surely some seeds make it in by accident. Likely not as much as rat droppings, but still.
Mmmm rat drippings.
Oops. That’s from barbecued rats.
No wheezing the juice. The juice causes wheezing.
Why Are We Capitalizing Every Word?
This is confusing. I had to read that three times, thinking to myself Apple makes a product called Juice? Is it like a battery thing? Wait a second, no they don’t. Oh, they mean apple juice. Well yeah, don’t put Walmart products in your body if you can help it.
Because thats how you correctly write titles.