trump indicated he would let RFK Jr. live in a cave and deliver unto him as many roadkilled bear carcasses “as he requires” the worm responded by squirting several ampules of loyalty-gratitude hormones.

the resulting sigh from the dried, powdery lips of RFK was reported by passersby as “disturbingly erotic”.

He’s apparently popular with Latino voters too

I heard Cheryl Hines is urging him to not endorse Trump. From a random twitter account so take that with a comically large grain of salt.