I am harm reduction
“harm” is a word that means “Palestinian children”
Not even, it’s more like
Vote for me, I promise to kill everyone. Don’t vote for my opponent, they will kill everyone slower. My opponent was weak on immigration and should’ve gone to war with Iran. We will kill more immigrants and start more wars. Vote for us.
But you redfazh don’t know who will win if “death to Palestine” party loses. Here is a glimpse of future where dang cheeto wins
I will kill half the population this year, and them half the population every following year. That way, not everyone dies but we still get to spread freedom.
Harm. Reduced.
Freedom. Increased.
Buy. Now.
Working tirelessly
I swear it echoed from far “This is the most important election of our times”.
Sometimes I will be nice to the LGBT community, but I will also kill them
“Vote for me, I’m only 98% Hitler! Meanwhile my opponents are 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler.”
Genius 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
It’s the only way to stop Trump
Yeah but have you considered that the other guys will be rude about it?
At least Brewster was honest about it