Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1276arrow-down110
arrow-up1266arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·1 month agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agoJust out here tryin to be average.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.