- cross-posted to:
- political_weirdos@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- political_weirdos@lemmy.world
Donald Trump still doesn’t have a comeback to Kamala Harris calling him weird.
After stewing in Tim Walz’s “weird” label for several weeks, Donald Trump has finally cooked up a comeback: No, you.
“You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania, on Monday during an event that was supposed to focus on the economy. “That J.D. and I are weird. I think we’re extremely normal people.”
The only thing that got inside his head more than the couches (and the “weird” moniker) is Vance getting into the couches.
Nobody is ever going to see Vance sitting on a couch again and not immediately think “couchfucker”
And I love that for him.
He’s gonna have to sit on wooden chairs for the rest of his life, if he wants any one to take him seriously.
Can’t even have a seat cushion.
Every time I see JD Vance with his pursed little mouth and heavily lined eyes I think, “there’s a man who’d enjoy sitting on some wood” so I don’t think it’d help him very much.
Cheap plastic cafeteria chairs?
Yeah, plastic would probably be the safest. At least it could just be pressure washed if he can’t control himself.