Get ready for forklift certified goth gf

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Oh, so it’s hot when they’re forklift certified goths, but an alt girl doing donuts riding the forks of a powered jack is a “safety issue” for everyone.

    • hydroptic@sopuli.xyzOP
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      3 months ago

      Shit, who hasn’t done donuts with one of those?

      … then again I’m an alt girl(ish) person too – is “alt girls doing donuts with a pallet jack” a stereotype I was previously unaware of? I didn’t get declared a public menace though, much to my disappointment.

    • j4k3@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      When I worked for asphalt plants as an operating engineer, we had 988 Loader Barbie. She could fill a bunker, top a silo, or dump a load in your bed. She really knew how to operate a center articulated front end Cat.

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          3 months ago

          My beloved sister, God bless her, broke up with a guy a couple years ago. She shit on the floor of his bedroom and spray painted AT LEAST IT WASN’T THE BED on the walls.