I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.
Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative
He won’t know if he’s coming or going
I want the backstory please
It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker
Patrick Stewart farted.
Ah yes, farting is very funny.
The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.
maybe ever.
Would you say: since time immemorial?
Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:
“[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority.”
In other words, a factoid is a clickbait “alternative” fact.
Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.
“Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING.”
As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?
Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.
And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.
Ah. Tit-tacs
I’ve got pockets, thanks.
okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn’t need a pill to get hard?
it’s not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.
I want one of these so bad, I’d keep ibuprofen in it
One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!
Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.
Excellent gift.
“There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”
Is that from the old Conan show?
I’m not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.
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this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.
Rikers favourite ring
Damn great pun OP
