“Madam. What does a phrase so absurd as that even imply? “Tongue Punch” as if my tongue could do that, and, “Fart Box” do you mean your arsehole? Please. I see you have no maturity and do not take sex seriously. I will be taking my leave now and pursuing a mate more on my intellectual level. GOOD DAY.”
Am I the “asshole”? 
NTA (her fart box is the AH) you need a Lady on your intellectual level, to stoop to a prosaic partner such as her would be a true detriment to your superior linguistic rigor, truly good sir.
I told you not to tell everyone I call it that
Deeply unserious person.
No death threats here
I am deeply unserious. Now what, libs?
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This is the sort of thing that made /c/dating go away smh
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Replying “do you mean your arsehole?” for now on when people try to talk to me about stuff I don’t care about.
YTA.
Always tongue punch a fine lady’s fart box. For shame.
NTA: sapiosexuals such as ourselves simply require a higher level of intelligence in a romantic/sexual partner. If she could not meet that requirement it only makes sense to dump her.
