Caption: do y’alls hands ever itch so much you gotta just

Image: drawing of a a person scratching the base of their palm with their teeth

  • bazus1@lemmy.worldEnglish
    311·
    4 个月前

    Well if you’d stop stroking your private-personal-spaces, you wouldn’t have this problem.

    • skye@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      4 个月前

      I think there’s plenty of people (myself included) that had to deal with itching like this before even discovering what masturbation is

      • bazus1@lemmy.worldEnglish
        26·
        4 个月前

        In this talk, I’ll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don’t fondle your Cupid’s Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.

          • bazus1@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            4 个月前

            Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted… um… something something demons something itchy. I’ll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn’t well received. Carry on.