Caption: do y’alls hands ever itch so much you gotta just

Image: drawing of a a person scratching the base of their palm with their teeth

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      4 months ago

      In this talk, I’ll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don’t fondle your Cupid’s Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.

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          4 months ago

          Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted… um… something something demons something itchy. I’ll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn’t well received. Carry on.