When I drove for Uber this happened once with a really drunk girl who was being shitty to me. I just pulled her out of the car and left her in the driveway and rang the doorbell. Not my fucking job. Don’t care how pretty you are, you act an ass you get what you get.

This is me after the Uber driver roofies me.

One of those doesn’t do shit to me anymore so I have to pretend to be passed out.